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I’m the person your mother warned you about.


I’m not as dumb as you look.


No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.


We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.


Never kick a man unless he’s down.


There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.


Work is the curse of the drinking class.


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.


How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?


I wear the brains in the family.

 



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There’s no future in time travel.


Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.


Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.


I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant


I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.


I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.


Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.


All men are idiots And I married their king.


Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.


My Dog Can Lick Anyone.


Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.


People like you are the reason people like me need medication.


There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.


Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.


A day without sunshine is like night.


Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?


Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.


The trouble with life is there’s no background music.


I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?


I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
 



Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.


I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.


If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried


Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.


All men are idiots And I married their king.


In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.


Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.


No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway!


Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!


I wear the brains in the family.


BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.


Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.


There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.


A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS–But it uses up a thousand times the memory.


Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.


Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.


Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer


Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.


Weapons Of Mass Distraction.


This is my drinking shirt.


I can resist everything except temptation.


Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.


Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
 



Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.


I don’t know what makes you dumb But it really works.


Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.


Us blondes aren’t dumb.


Wasted All The Time.


Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.


Blonde and proud of it.


Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.


Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.


I’m with Stupid.


I don’t need no Educashun.








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